1. bussykiller:

    precumming:

    what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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    (Source: precumming, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

     

  2. lostandhufflepuff:

    monocleenterprises:

    "And that was how I found out."

    #’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

    (via vanweyden)

     

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  5. Anonymous asked: What state do you live in?

    bi-bibirdie:

    Denial?

     

  6. 10knotes:

    out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

    (Source: aye-trashley, via vi0lent-violets)

     

  7. 33457658322189076:

    paleredsunday:

    My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

    you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

    (via captainmolesto)

     

  8. justintimberlakedoingthings:

    Justin Timberlake pranks Jay-Z by depriving him of Vitamin D

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

  9. comedycentral:

    All the #GangstaBroadway tweets are dedicated to the teachers that thought Twitter would never amount to nothing. If you don’t know, now you know, one of these tweets will be crowned king on tonight’s @midnight.

     

  10. youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh:

    kavto-m:

    wander1ustt:

    15poundstosummer:

    mcgooglykins:

    merspers:

    tumboner:

    leoreturns:

    I have been waiting all year to post this.

    omg

    This has been in my queue for months.

    I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

    YES

    omg i didnt reblog this last year!

    I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!

    Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok

    (via butternutgutterslut)

     

  11. skylarkjanina:

    kaosunseen:

    image

    THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

    (Source: bokunoshreko, via ladyapollyon)

     

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    1. buying a roosterteeth shirt: yes hi i'd like to pay 19.95 for an inside joke