1. myotpisgay:

    i-make-doodles-lol:

    hey look

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    it’s shakespeare.

    that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

    (via c0nquer-the-cha0s)

     

  2. opheliaownsyou:

    This photo is so important

    (Source: bythepowercosmic, via andrewquo)

     


  3. freakinasheet:

    Muahahaha! With the 6 elemental eggs in my possession, I call forth the dark power of… of…

    oh this is stupid who the heck can I summon with 6 stinkin’ eggs

    NO GO AWAY

    (via ryden-gg)

     

  4. ik-zie-u-graag:

    I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

    (via datshiittcrayyyyyy)

     


  5. rosiebeck:

    nxv:

    primisthebomb:

    I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

    i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

    I threw a grape in the air
    I went to catch it I swear
    It hit a spider that fell
    and now they’re on my face

    (via jesuisdesiree)

     

  6. murderotic:

    thefergiefergs:

    Recipe: [x]

    I must try this! Or something similar. I LOVE BAILEYS!

    (via and-who-the-hell-was-i)

     

  7. joannalannister:

    When someone asks for you to give them answers to homework.

    (Source: aerysii, via and-who-the-hell-was-i)

     


  8. wailordead:

    wailordead:

    when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

    image

    the thing

    (Source: jewishsanta, via annabelleanti-venom)

     

  9. vablatsky:

    this game is why I have trust issues

    (via the-rabbit-patronus)

     

  10. moriahari:

    HOLY SHIT

    (Source: sizvideos, via thepenguinsoftexas)

     

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  12. quixon:

    "Heard you was talking shit, bitch."

    (via itsexclusive)

     


  13. gaaraofsburbia:

    james-p-sullivan:

    HEY TUMBLR

    DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

    THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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    THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

    (via you-talk-it-i-live-it)

     

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  15. abhorrentafro:

    darryqueene:

    Is this breaking bad

    yes

    (via mibellavidaloca)